You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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