I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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