My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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