You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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