hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The power of my boobs compel you
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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