I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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