I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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