i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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