i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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