doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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