it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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