This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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