Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
