She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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