Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
