I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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