Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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