just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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