I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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