pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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