Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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