Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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