So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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