did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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