scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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