No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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