Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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