Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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go home
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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