Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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