i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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