I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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