So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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