I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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