last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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