I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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