she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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