Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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