i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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