Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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