it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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