I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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