I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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