I think I won the penis lottery.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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