I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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