theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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