Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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