Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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