He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
DRUNK COOKIES
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