So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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