i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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