Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she pinky promised me she was 18
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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