so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
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