you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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