I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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