Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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