didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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