i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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